Fredward

Book of Revelations 20:1-15
And I saw an angel coming down out of heaven, having the key to the Abyss and holding in his hand a great chain. He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil, or Satan, and bound him for a thousand years. He threw him into the Abyss, and locked and sealed it over him, to keep him from deceiving the nations anymore until the thousand years were ended. After that, he must be set free for a short time. I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony about Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or its image and had not received its mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years. (The rest of the dead did not come to life until the thousand years were ended.) This is the first resurrection. Blessed and holy are those who share in the first resurrection. The second death has no power over them, but they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him for a thousand years. When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth—Gog and Magog—and to gather them for battle. In number they are like the sand on the seashore. They marched across the breadth of the earth and surrounded the camp of God’s people, the city he loves. But fire came down from heaven and devoured them. And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. The earth and the heavens fled from his presence, and there was no place for them. And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life. The dead were judged according to what they had done as recorded in the books. The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and each person was judged according to what they had done. Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire.

Backstory
Fredward Griffinbear had always loved agonizing Land of no name with its lazy, leaking Lake of Fire. It was a place where he felt angry.

He was a controlling, caring, dragon seed drinker with a fat prostate. His friends saw him as a hungry, harsh hell incarnate. Once, he had even helped a scattered fruit of the womb of mary cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.

Fredward walked over to the window and reflected on his eternal surroundings. The acid rain teased like Rampaging female children.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ. Jesus was a full of wrath saint with poop-loving prostate and racist esophagus.

Fredward gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.

As Fredward stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the cautious glint in his eye.

Jesus glared with all the wrath of 3562 unholy fluffy Freddy Fazbears. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want Death."

Fredward looked back, even more furious and still fingering the unbreakable spear of Longinus. "Jesus, I saw the face of your father and he begged for my forgiveness," he replied.

They looked at each other with violent feelings, like two deadly, disgusted dogs Tearing at a very violent Opening of The Book of Life, which had Chinese Rap music playing in the background and two Freddy Fazbear uncles Killing to the beat.

Suddenly, Jesus lunged forward and tried to punch Fredward in the face. Quickly, Fredward grabbed the unbreakable spear of Longinus and brought it down on Jesus's skull.

Jesus's poop-loving prostate trembled and his racist esophagus wobbled. He looked lustful, his emotions raw like a thirsty, thoughtful The Book of Life.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Jesus Christ was dead.

Fredward Griffinbear went back inside and made himself a nice drink of dragon seed.