Chump

Biography
Birthed from carthel muck within the heart of Gradma Borg's Sanctuary, Chump! Chump overseas the fuggle mining sector in the kaladiddie mines, most famous for their abundance of amula stones and ziddlewop shards. Chump has been Lord Pud's right-hand man and romantic partner for 15 years. His days grow shorter as he suffers from the disease he contracted, shiddyback. Lord Pud has spent 0.02 Borgs to fund research that will cure Chump's shiddyback. Little does Lord Pud know, carthel muck creatures are immune to shiddyback.